Humor on Saint Valentine's Day

Just for fun…“About women and men”

  

1.- A store that sells New Husbands.

A store that sells New Husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: – Floor 2- These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead looking and help with the housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 –These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the six floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 – you are visitor 31.456.012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband store!

2.- A store that sells New Wives.

A New Wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through six floors have never been visited.

3.-  A well-matched Couple

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.  CAREFUL! CAREFUL! You are cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn then! Turn them now! We need more butter. OR MY GOD! Where are we going to take more butter?  They are going to stick! CAREFUL! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you are cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! ARE YOU CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them! You know you always forget to salt them! Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The wife stared at him. “What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, ”I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving with you in the car.”

 

INGLES en el Bar wishes you a  





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